What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:18
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
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Goldfinger
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?